Thursday, September 01, 2011

EXCITEMENT AND MAYHEM AT A FUNERAL FOR A SHOE...

Hello!

There's quite a lot going on at the moment; I've been busily writing short stories and poems for my next-NEXT book ARE WE THERE, YETI?, whilst putting the finishing touches to my official next collection: FUNERAL FOR A SHOE. I'm not quite sure when FUNERAL will be out - either late this year or I may hold it back until January 2012; especially as the 10th anniversary edition of JUNK/FOOD is due in November. I've also been busy working on new SHY YETI ON LOCATION videos - the first of which, set in the Isle of Wight, should be posted next week. Then I'll move onto the series I filmed in the States back in late July and early August.

Anyway - the main reason for this post is to list all the titles that will be included in FUNERAL FOR A SHOE. I promise to post one or two more pieces from it over the next month or so - once the VAMPIRE COWS OF SCUNTHORPE "campaign" is officially finished... I still have a video to edit which is all about that book! Eeeek Returning to FUNERAL I can reveal exclusively that there are far more prose pieces and stories in this book than poems. Oh yes, indeed! So, here are the titles...

ADOLESCENT CATS
ALL GONE
ALTERNATIVE ROCK AND ROLL LIFESTYLE
AN ACTOR’S LIFE
ANIMATING THE INANIMATE
ANOTHER ICON BITES THE DUST
AUNTIE ASTRID’S ANGST ARENA
BAD LUCK, SCARY!
THE BEAST OF FRIENDS...
BRAINS!!!
THE BUSKER
CATTY...
CLINGING ON FOR DEAR LIFE
COMING OUT…
A DANGEROUS CRAVING FOR INNOCENCE
DEATH OF A GIRL BAND
DODGING THE ASSASSIN’S BULLET
A DOG’S LIFE ON PRIMROSE HILL
DONE AND DUSTED
ELEGY AT THE FUNERAL FOR A SHOE – PART 1 to 5
THE END OF THE QUEUE
EXCHANGE TRIP
THE FACE
FLIRTING WITH A COPYCAT
FREE COFFEE
FROM ARGUMENT TO ORNAMENT
GOING OUT WITH A BANG!!!
A GOOD MURDER NEEDS PREPARATION
HAIR-RAISER!!!
HAPPY FOR THEM
HELL TOUPEE
HOT (FOR JUST ONE NIGHT)
THE HUNTRESS
I’M A STOOGE FOR YOUR LOVE
THE IMPOSTER
THE INEFFECTUAL ASSASSIN
INTERNATIONAL SQUID RESCUE
KARMA
KEEP IN TOUCH!
LOST INSIDE
LOVE-GO-ROUND
MARIA AND THE CAFÉ GIRLS...
MEMORY LOSS
THE MIND OF A CAT
A MOST BORING MAN
“MOTHER, MEET PARIS…”
MORE FROM AUNTIE ASTRID
MY HOT DATE WITH A GOOD BOOK
MY LAST WORDS
MY OWN COMPANY
A NEEDY VICTIM
THE NEW LION
NO SMOKE WITHOUT FIRE
ON THE COVER OF A (MUCKY) MAGAZINE
THE OPTICIAN’S DAUGHTER
PART OF THE FURNITURE
PAWS FOR THOUGHT
PEACE OF MIND IN A TEA BAG
A PERFECT MATCH
pSYCHOKILLERS sTILL hAVE fEELINGS
A QUESTION OF EYELASHES
A REFORMED CHARACTER
REST IN PEACE, PET
SCEPTIC
SEVEN TWENTY A.M., HUNGOVER
THE SMELL OF WET DOG ON THE BUS
A SOUVENIR OF THE TRIP
A SPECIAL KIND OF FAME
A SPIDER SPIED HER
A STAND AGAINST WORLD HUNGER
STOUT LEGS IN A SUMMER STORM
“SUCH A GOOD BOY...”
SUMMER SKIES
THEIR PAIN – MY PLEASURE
THEM VAMPIRES – SUCH CHARMERS…
“TICKETS PLEASE!”
TO YOUR HEART’S CONTENT
THE TRUE EXTENT OF MY GENIUS...
TWENTY FIVE YEARS LATER...
UNEARTHING THE PAST
WHY DO CUCKOOS SPIT?
WHY DO SPACEMEN ALL HAVE SUCH STUPID NAMES?
YOU CANNOT MAKE PARIS LOOK BORING
YOU SAY THAT LIKE IT’S A BAD THING
YOUR FINAL GIRL

Some of the pieces such as DEATH OF A GIRLBAND, FREE COFFEE, A PERFECT MATCH, "MOTHER MEET PARIS..." and LOVE-GO-ROUND have already made their debuts, either at shows or in my videos - or both.

That's about it for now - more about the new SHY YETI ON LOCATION video next week, hopefully!

Yeti hugs,

Paul xx


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